| ...don't i? |
[Jul. 29th, 2010|07:04 pm] |
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| |  sick of it | ] |
I love my job
I love my job
I love my job
I love my job
I love my job
I love my job
I love my job
Right? |
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[Jul. 21st, 2010|06:31 pm] |
| [ | Thoughts |
| |  working | ] |
Whenever I see the word 'womb', I want to replace it with 'wombat'. |
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| ...besieged by nuns |
[Mar. 28th, 2010|08:34 am] |
One of my favorite all-time phrases is "He died as he lived," because you can follow it up with any absurd scenario and get a kick out of it.
Just now, I thought of the following finishers:
"kicking out the windows of his car as it sank into the lake"
"thrashing like a fish on a hook" - another nautical one, must be from draining the pool
"cramming cupcakes into his gaping maw"
"sobbing uncontrollably"
...etc.
As usual, though, real life is even funnier.
"He died as he lived, saving young girls from the beef." Does a better eulogy exist? I think not. |
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| these are all SO GOOD |
[Apr. 22nd, 2009|07:13 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | it is so crazy | ] |
| [ | Thoughts |
| |  this shit is crazy | ] |
| [ | Sounds |
| | for serious, yo | ] |
Enya covers Billy Joel's greatest hits
Next up, the Go-Gos play The Folksmen's Loco Man
The P-Funk Allstars love the music of disgraced boy-touchers
Crazy Train, covered by...I dunno, look up your own damn polka band. Whatever. |
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| ABE 2080 |
[Mar. 25th, 2009|08:49 pm] |
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So this is mine from the Hero Creator. Ignore the name, though, because this is Future Abe.
Someone in the parking lot at my work (not a coworker though) has a license plate that reads ABE 2080. I decided this is a cartoon, featuring Abraham Lincoln fighting crime or whatever in the year 2080. I spend a lot of time sniffing glue.
He's all red, white, and blue, naturally. There were no stovepipe hat or enormous beard options, so I did what I could. Also he's carrying a hammer, which is good for beating people (Confederates, space pirates, etc). The eyepatch and blue glasses just look more future-y and cool.
In case you think that was lame, cram it with walnuts here is something terrible my coworker Ryan saw in the airport in Las Vegas.
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So who's up for a Guinness and Lime? If you raised your hand, consider suicide. |
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| Words to Live By |
[Feb. 16th, 2009|07:35 pm] |
| [ | Thoughts |
| |  farty | ] |
I fart a lot and I don't have to say "excuse me." |
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